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Variety has reported exclusively that Chelsea Handler, everybody’s favorite funny lady, is going back out on the road. The comic will soon launch her “Vaccinated and Horny Tour,” which will run through the summer through the end of 2021. If you know anything about Chelsea Handler, you can expect a raunchy, boundary pushing, politically charged and all around provocative show. Chandler just gave a sneak peek at the kind of humor audiences can expect in an interview with Wired.
Here is just one example from her WIRED Autocomplete Interview. Chelsea Handler said that she won’t go vegan because it makes people fart. When asked Handler said, “I think vegan people fart. A lot. And I have been around them, and I’ve smelled their farts, and I’m not interested in being vegan because of that.”
She added, “Although I’m down with being a vegetarian, and not eating animals. I’m ready to go in that direction.”
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Handler also admitted that the reason why she never got into college was because she took the SAT exam while tripping on acid, but says that she “had a great time taking that test.” And Chelsea Handler is also currently single. She noted that “after seven months of being stuck during Covid” she is now “willing to date almost anybody. So now I want to cast my net a little bit wider than I have been casting it in recent years since I need to look something down soon because I am in decline.”
Apparently Chelsea Handler is feeling her age now after needing orthotics for her shoes, getting reading glasses for the first time and she also “shaved my face the other day and I also put on after shave.”
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I’m going on tour! #VaccinatedAndHorny coming soon to a city near you. I cannot wait to see you. Want tickets? Drop your city ???????? and check back tomorrow ???? pic.twitter.com/GUhY9ux2h6
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) June 14, 2021
As for the new Chelsea Handler Tour, it will have 40 nationwide dates. Tickets will go on sale this Friday, June 18.
“Never have I been so confident about my decision-making in remaining childless and alone than I did during this pandemic. I can’t count how many times I high-fived myself every time a friend used the term ‘homeschooling,’ ” Handler tells Variety. “But, as a permanent single professional, I do like to get my groove on, and the best way to get that across is to make it the title of the tour. Now, everyone will know that I’m horny. And that I’m vaccinated.”
