“I do. I don’t. I might have. I’ll tease my fans till death do us part, ” might have been what Ashton Kutcher was thinking when he tweeted, “Happy New Years from the Kutchers.”
Now we are being royally played with, aren’t we? Mila Kunis told her parents once that she didn’t want to get married, but she apparently found the right man, at least to have a baby with, in the “Two and a Half Men” star Ashton Kutcher. There were rumors swirling about when the engaged parents would tie the knot, someone spotted a wedding ring-like object on Mila Kunis’ finger at a public event, the National Enquirer reported they had been married secretly, but then those reports were dismissed as unfounded by Gossip Cop. We covered all this in a recent JBN article.
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However, the intriguing tweet from Kabbalah devotee Kutcher suggests that he might have stood under a top secret chuppah with his Jewish actress “kallah.” Did they put the Kabbalah chuppah up in a basement or cellar somewhere instead of under the stars? Is he just making a joke by calling him and Mila “The Kutchers.” Will she change her last name to Kutcher but remain unmarried just to continue to drive us crazy? So come clean, you two. If not for us, for Kutchers’ former wife Demi, who is said to be over her separation anxiety from Kutcher, but says she wants to be a part of their baby’s life, so who knows.
Perhaps one reason for the delay in actual marriage vows might be Kutcher’s difficulty in extricating himself from Demi’s clutches?
