Jon Stewart’s Replacement Turns Out to Have a Thing for Jews and Fat Chicks

Comedy Central hired young, biracial South African comic Trevor Noah to replace Jon Stewart as host of The Daily Show.

Frankly, I loved the man from his first appearance across the desk from Stewart as the fake news show’s fake international correspondent. He’s funny, clever, educated, and, like many foreign comedians, has a swift way with cutting American pop culture down to size.

Who knew he was also a borderline antisemite?

OK, not a card carrying antisemite, but the recent revelations of some of his tweeter account posts suggests he embraced the casual, callused anti-Jewish and anti-Israel attitudes of African and European hip culture.

It probably won’t go over big in the U.S.

Here are some choice posts:

Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would hav felt so bad in my german car!

Behind every successful Rap Billionaire is a double rich Jewish man.

South Africans know how to recycle like israel knows how to be peaceful.

Messi gets the ball and the real players try foul him, but Messi doesn’t go down easy, just like jewish chicks. #ElClasico

And Noah is also a big fan of the ladies:

So I must make my woman fear my penis? RT @UberFacts: The more you fear something, the bigger it appears.

I’m watching Olympic women’s hockey. It’s like lesbian porn. Without the porn. #InLove

A hot white woman with ass is like a unicorn. Even if you do see one, you’ll probably never get to ride it.

“Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I’m sexy!” – fat chicks everywhere.

Originally when men proposed they went down on one knee so if the woman said no they were in the perfect uppercut position.

No telling where this one’s going. If he’s smart, he’ll get in front of it, apologize and move on to a great career, and be more careful not to piss off Jews and women. Should be fun to watch.

Groveling makes great comedy.