Those who have ever been to a bar mitzvah might have noticed something strange during Kate Perry’s performance at the bizarre Superbowl halftime show. It wasn’t just the dancing sharks (maybe she jumped the shark?) and the giant mechanical lion that appeared alongside Perry. No, it was what was upfront that counted.
Attached to her breasts by two true-blue straps were multi-colored cylinders with childlike crayola colored triangles within, but the shape of the disks…could they have been…? Or did they just look like…yarmulkes?
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I mean, let’s say they weren’t really yarmulkes. But even if the dress wasn’t made of them, the two cups could be removed and put on the heads of two kids in case of an emergency invitation to a bar mitzvah.
What’s weird is how much they don’t really fit with the rest of the dress. It is like they are meant to catch your eye and leave your head spinning around, but not with the thought, “I’m looking at Kate Perry’s breasts, ” but “I can’t believe I never thought of making a bra out of yarmulkes before.”
Elissa Goldstein wrote about Perry’s yarmulke-bra on Jewcy, and the link is making its rounds on Facebook. She wasn’t the only one to notice it. Tweeter Shoshana Weissmann (@ senator Shoshana) wrote, “Duh. As the song goes, ‘Daisy Dukes, Yarmulkes on top!” and added, “@TeviTroy id at my party, “Are those yarmulkes?”
In her Jewcy article, Elissa Goldstein presents comedian Billy Eichner’s “perfectly executed Tweets” about Kate and her…attire.
“At the end of the game, they will announce who gets Israel.”
“What if the whole game is just someone’s bar mitzvah party.”
