Robert Downey Jr. has tried everything and done everything, but he never got to be a pin-up girl—no sailor has ever pushpinned his image onto the dark side of his cubby door. But now, thanks to Tumblr, that inequity has been taken care of.
Thanks to the blog Pin-Up Robert Downey Jr., we can feast our eyes on Iron Man in a something light and lovely that accentuates his curvatures and celebrates him as a 1950s soft porn model.
We think it’s all in the goatee.
OK, this stuff is brilliant, so go visit.
Oh, the Jew thing? well, Robert Downey Jr.’s paternal grandfather was of Lithuanian Jewish ancestry.
Works for us. make him chief rabbi.