“She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart, ” said Martha Stewart.
The 73-year-old Julia Child wannabe was also on a tear over Sheryl Sandberg’s best-selling book “Lean In, ” saying, “I think being entrepreneurial is something women should strive for, rather than working up the corporate ladder.”
So we should all strive to be Martha Stewart, in other words, with the exception of Gwyneth Paltrow, who should stick to being Gwyneth Paltrow.
Then the old jail bird (five months in 2004 for obstructing justice during an insider trading probe) had something evil to say about the Netflix series “Orange Is the New Black.”
“They could have done that so much better. That girl” —Taylor Schilling — “is not good enough, the lead actress. I met the real Piper [Kerman]. She was in prison either the same time or after me, and I talked to her about it.”
Stewart had warm things to say about female inmates. “I feel so sorry for all of them in prison. The system lets them down. It’s hideous. And I’m sorry I have not had the time or the real inclination to help, but right now, there is a huge movement against the penal system.”
What can we say, next time do something worse, go in for more time, accomplish more…