Last week, Chelsea Handler speculated on how many penises Chandler Parson had, based on a rare medical condition characterized by one man having two penises. But knowledgeable online sources have speculated that she was referring to an entirely different ailment, known as triorchidism (three testicles).
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But according to all viewers, she was making the point that really competitive athletes don’t sex during the season of whatever sport they’re into, because sex lowers their testosterone levels, and without the big T there’s no beastly, primeval competitiveness.
And sportsgrid.com said maybe she was just trying to talk about the guy’s dick because she thinks he’s a #sexybasketballplayer.
Before you watch the episode, let’s do the Jewish ID thing: Chelsea Joy Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, the youngest of six children of Rita and Seymour Handler. Her father is Jewish, her mother was Mormon. Chelsea was raised a Reform Jew and had a Bat Mitzvah ceremony.
On July 10, 2014, free agent Chandler Parsons received a three-year, $46 million offer from the Dallas Mavericks. The Houston Rockets did match the offer, and Parsons signed with the Mavericks on July 15.
Leslie Lee Alexander, who owns the Houston Rockets, was raised in a Jewish family In New Jersey. Just like Chelsea Handler.
And Kevin Bacon.
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