Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog announced on Tuesday they are splitting up. Miss Piggy announced the news on her official Facebook page:
“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Kermit the Frog and moi have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship, ” “We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe.
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“However, ” She added, “our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter… unless we get the right offer. Thank you for your understanding.”
In his Facebook page Kermit made his own announcement on the separation, but he made it clear the decision was not, in fact, mutual:
“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”
Their friend could not hide their shock. Carrie Anderson said: “Truly the only celebrity marriage that I care about and now it’s over. This one really hurts.”
while Sabrina Manning was optimistic: they’ll get back together…they always do!
Kristin A Hogan claimed : They were never married.
10, 000 likes in three hours. Thats what we call love.
