Published On: Sun, May 31st, 2015

Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women”


Maulana Fazlur Rehman, the chief of the Pakistani Islamic political party Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Fazl (JUI-F), said in a press conference in Islamabad that the chief cause of earthquakes is “jeans-wearing women”, Khabaristan Times reported.

Following the Friday sermon, the Islamic leader requested that the armed forces of Pakistan launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan.

When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state, the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. “From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities, ” Fazl said, fuming like a steam engine.


According the report, Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon “immodest women” as well.

“If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? That’s what they want, Shariah left, right and center and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problem’s solution lies in taking care of the women.”

Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs – the army chief and the prime minister – to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.

“Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake. And when that’s the case the only logical approach of the state should be to launch a military operation, ” concluded Fazl.

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