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Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women”


Maulana Fazlur Rehman, the chief of the Pakistani Islamic political party Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Fazl (JUI-F), said in a press conference in Islamabad that the chief cause of earthquakes is “jeans-wearing women”, Khabaristan Times reported.

Following the Friday sermon, the Islamic leader requested that the armed forces of Pakistan launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan.

When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state, the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. “From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities, ” Fazl said, fuming like a steam engine.


According the report, Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon “immodest women” as well.

“If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? That’s what they want, Shariah left, right and center and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problem’s solution lies in taking care of the women.”

Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs – the army chief and the prime minister – to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.

“Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake. And when that’s the case the only logical approach of the state should be to launch a military operation, ” concluded Fazl.



  1. vickyjanjua222

    May 31, 2015 at 11:06 pm

    its a satirical newspaper u fools

  2. RickySmith3

    June 1, 2015 at 12:34 am

    This guy is our Rush Limbaugh and Sen Hannity in one. This man is a disgrace, these are the mullahs who take money from the Saudis and spread anti US and anti Israel hatred in Pakistan and need to be taken out…these mullahs are hated in Pakistan and have lost every election held.

    The real reason for earthquakes should be the pedophilia practiced by these mullahs in their madrassahs, thats what they really need them for, sex and suicide bombers. Someone should ask him, does he deny that his province has the worlds highest rates of pedophilia and ordinary modern Pakistanis detest these guys.

    These haters of peace and liars and hypocrites are the true enemies of Islam and Muslims.

  3. RickySmith3

    June 1, 2015 at 12:35 am

    vickyjanjua222 it could be satire but pedophilia is very very real.

  4. vickyjanjua222

    June 1, 2015 at 10:40 am

    RickySmith3 vickyjanjua222 yes its real in Catholic and Jewish schools too.
    just search pastors and rabies on google and u will get your answer

  5. retro714

    June 2, 2015 at 10:16 am

    vickyjanjua222 RickySmith3 What does “rabies” have to do with it.,..was someone bitten by a dog?

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