Scarlett Johansson Has Inexplicably Been Dumped From FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women List

Mila Kunis somehow dropped all the way down to number 44 after coming in at number 6 last year.


Mila Kunis

The men’s magazine FHM has come out with its annual list of the 100 sexiest women in the world. For some inexplicable reason Scarlett Johansson was left out after coming in tenth last year. By our count there were only five Jewish women on the list.

How could this be? ScarJo not on the list! This should be a crime?

Some left wingers are probably attributing it to her having been associated with Soda stream and the attempts to boycott Israel.

FHM said of Johansson last year, “It’d be bloody difficult to find a man (or woman) on this planet who doesn’t love Scarlett Johansson. What with her enchanting smile, cracking sense of humour and mathematically impossible curves, she wouldn’t look out of place on a ’50s pin-up poster.

“With that in mind, it’s hardly surprising that she’s been in every single FHM 100 Sexiest since 2005, hitting the dizzying heights of 3rd place in 2007 and continuing to top countless other nationwide polls ever since.”

So who were the five Jews who made the cut? Israeli actress Gal Gadot is number 97. FHM said that it loves her because, “This Israeli honey’s journey from a village near Tel Aviv to Hollywood (and the pages of FHM) hasn’t involved sleeping with sweaty executives or walking eight miles in bare feet. It’s merely been one long game of “Christ. You’re gorgeous. When can you start?”

Kat Denning came in at 91 and Mila Kunis somehow dropped all the way down to number 44 after coming in at number 6 last year. At that time the magazine said of her, “Mila Kunis is arguably the biggest sex symbol of her generation – if you were to bury a time capsule so that future generations would know what life was like back in the earlyish 21st century, you wouldn’t go far wrong with an iPhone, a can of Monster Energy drink and a photo of Mila Kunis.”

Emily Ratajkowski, who is technically Jewish because of her maternal grandmother came out the highest of the five Jews at number 18. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley came in at number 22. She has one grandmother and one great-grandmother who were Jews.

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