Another day, another Bieber. Just when the Calvin Klein underwear scandal died down, Bieber is mistaken for Miley Cyrus after accidentally crashing a meeting of gay Republicans, the Daily Mail reports. Bieber recently threatened a defamation suit against the website Breathe Heavy.com over “before” and “after” photos suggested that his Calvin Klein ads were photoshopped to transform the baby-faced boy star into a beefcake. After Bieber complained to sue the website for suggesting he wasn’t well-endowed, and saying the “before” photo had been fiddled with, the website management pulled the picture.
So after his manhood was called into question by the website, what happens? He’s mistaken for Miley Cyrus at a gay Republican gathering. Bieber showed up at the State Social House in Los Angeles with four female companions. When he was told there was going to be a meeting, the “Beauty and the Beat” singer went to a private area called The Attic.
Ben Coleman, chairman of the Log Cabin Republicans gay group said the manager said some other people wanted to sit quietly in the corner. He told 790 KABC “I went downstairs and someone I knew said, ‘did you just see Justin Bieber just went upstairs?’ I went back and looked around the corner, and I saw the group and. literally, I didn’t see Justin Bieber. I just saw a bunch of girls. I got a closer look and said, ‘Oh yea, that’s the Biebs. But he looked like a butcher version of Miley Cyrus.”
(now “butcher” doesn’t mean Miley Cyrus twerking with a huge meat cleaver. Butcher as in “More Butch” apparently)
The Log Cabin Republicans, who were listening to Peggy Grande, Ronald Reagan’s former assistant, were too distracted to notice Justin Bieber. GossipCop reports that Coleman wrote on Facebook, “I tried to get a pic with Biebs in front of the Log Cabin banner … with Peggy and I…but the bodyguards said no. And they had guns. So that didn’t happen. Otherwise, it was a dream come true.”
One wonders why his manager and member of the tribe, Scooter Braun, wasn’t on hand to babysit him. Bieber, prior to becoming a Calvin Klein model, was apparently visiting synagogues, if only to play table tennis, and it was reported Bieber said the Shema prayer as well as Christian prayers prior to every performance. However, he has made no hints about conversion to Judaism, which is just fine.