It wasn’t enough she came clean about her husband Ozzy’s perpetual alcoholism on the MTV reality show. She then confesses to clinical depression, sleeping with Jay Leno, and now Sharon Osbourne loses it. Not her mind, mind you, but merely a tooth. Right in the middle of an interview, as Fox News reports, Sharon Osbourne said the obligatory “Oh Fuck, ” and then went wiggle with her finger in her mouth and declared, “My tooth is falling out.” The only reason, I think, she didn’t mutter the explicative after that for a bit is that the four letter F word is hard to utter without a tooth.
She declared, “It’s an implant!” (not a breast kind but the tooth kind). Once she got it back in place, she could use the F word again and said, “I spent a bloody fortune on this thing, and it is fucking falling out.”
Sharon took a break and managed to come back with it stuck in some such way….well never a dull moment for Sharon Osbourne.